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A very Perezicious reader snapped the picture above of the season 5 Jon and Kate Plus Eight DVD on display at Wal-Mart.

LOLs!!!!

Someone in their stock room has a brazilliant sense of humor!

Ugh.

This honestly makes us just want the old version back on soooo bad.

The basically EFFED reboot of Melrose Place is gathering familiar faces from the original series for one last hurrah before the CW cancels this mess faster than they evicted ASSlee Simpson!!

The March 30th episode reunites Amanda Woodward with other mid-90s favorites Jo Reynolds, Michael Mancini, and Jane Andrews!!

If it weren't such a sad reminder to how much better the original was, we'd BE LOVING IT!!

In case anyone is still interested - which we DOUBT - here's some dirt on why the gang is all back together! SPOILERS!

Thomas Calabro, who plays Michael, says:

"We have a bit of a reunion episode coming up. There are a couple of old characters in a scene in the show. It involves at least two girls I slept with and one I didn't…Actually there's a thread between me and one of those characters that goes through the entire show. It's not just a scene."

And a source at the show said:

"Michael Mancini is there threatening to out Lauren (Stephanie Jacobsen), Jane is there to find out why Amanda hasn't fired Ella (Katie Cassidy) yet and Jo has found out Amanda is up to no good again and confronts her. But they do have fun reuniting and Michael realizes he may have made a mistake letting Jane go."

UGH. That ALMOST makes us want to watch it now. Which is probably why the producers smartly brought everyone back - they must be DESPERATE to keep it on the air.

Unfortunately, we think that the only bitches worth watching are Heather Locklear and the FIERCE Katie Cassidy, but even they can't make up for the rest of the show's BOOOOORING stories.

What do U think?? Do U think Melrose Place is worth saving??

Oh!!! This sounds so good!!

Suck it, Howard Stern!

Gabourey Sidibe, the Oscar-nominated star of Precious, has just signed on to be a reccuring guest star on a new Showtime series starring Laura Linney and Oliver Platt!!

The half hour dark comedy, called The Big C, revolves around Cathy (played by Linney) a Connecticut wife and mom who reclaims her life after she is diagnosed with terminal cancer.

Sidibe will reportedly be portraying a student in Cathy's class who has some major 'tude.

We will TOTALLY be checking this out!!

Not only are Linney and Sidibe FANTASTIC, but the show definitely sounds like a great addition to the Showtime line-up!!

What do U think?? Will U be watching The Big C??

[Image via WENN.]

Oh no!

Andy Whitfield, the star of the HOMOlicious series Spartacus: Blood and Sand, has been diagnosed with non-Hodgkin lymphoma!

Poor thing!! So scary!!

The actor discovered the cancer during a routine check up, and production of the show's second season has been postponed while he undergoes treatment.

According to the Starz network, Whitfield was lucky enough to catch the cancer early, and it is completely treatable.

Phew!

Our thoughts go out to Andy and his family during this difficult time, and we wish him a speedy and painless recovery!!

[Image via AP Images.]