Tag: So Freaking Hot
Blake Lively Can Hold Me Hostage (Too Soon?) and Other News
by The Superficial on Sep.01, 2010, under Celebrity Gossip
- Melanie Griffith in The Saddest Thing You Will Ever Read.
- Amy Winehouse wants Pete Doherty to crash at her place for a spell. This should be good.
- Mel Gibson apparently wasn’t clear the first two times. “BLOW. ME. ON. MY. PENIS.”
- Hilary Duff in The Oldest Trick in the Book. Read More ...
Paris Hilton Banned From Vegas Clubs
by The Superficial on Sep.01, 2010, under Celebrity Gossip
Thanks to Operation: Fuck You, Lindsay, Paris Hilton has been officially banned from the Wynn and Encore resorts in Vegas and also managed to get her boyfriend Cy Waits blacklisted from working with Steve Wynn again in the process. People reports:
The ban comes after several Las Vegas insiders claimed that the heiress might be Read More ...
Britney Spears is in a Bikini. Again. And Other News.
by The Superficial on Aug.30, 2010, under Britney Spears, Celebrity Gossip
- Vagina Tree was a hoax?! *looks at homemade bark condom* Dammit!
- Bar Refaeli hates skinny models. Presumably ones named Gisele.
- Sophie Monk is stretchy.
- Jon Hamm sings and dances at the Emmys.
- January Jones doesn’t need to talk.. good.
- Ashlee Simpson’s sorely neglected legs. Read More ...
Slash is Getting a Divorce
by The Superficial on Aug.30, 2010, under Celebrity Gossip
Proving a long-held theory of mine that rock stars should never get married because Mick Jagger is 106 and still gets free ass, Slash is reportedly divorcing his wife of nine years and, basing this on absolutely nothing but them being on the same stage this weekend (Journalism!), is now entangled in a an epic Read More ...
