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For everyone who is infuriated by the end of Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet, here's what would have happened if Juliet had a sassy gay friend to set her whiney ass straight!!

We LOVE it!

We think Bella from Twilight needs a sassy gay friend, too!! That stupid bitch needs her head examined!

Do her next!!

Last night David took me out for a night of ballet at the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion in downtown LA for a performance of the American Ballet Theater’s production of William Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet:

Altho he’s not a big Shakespeare fan, David knows that I LOVE Shakespeare so he got me tickets for the performance as my birthday present. I have to say, the performance was very impressive. I’ve never seen Shakespeare interpreted via dance (ie. no words) but the company was quite superb. I don’t know ballet but I know what I like and I really enjoyed last night’s performance. Oh yeah … and all those ballet dancers rock hard butts in those skintight tights weren’t half bad either ;) It was a really great night :)

Afterward, we met up with Sarah, Adriana and her manfriend Etay for drinks at The York in Highland Park …

… where I felt compelled to take fun tho sometimes unflattering mobile phone photos of my dear friends. ‘Twas fun!!! We didn’t stay out to late last night … but late enough for me to get a $60 parking ticket from the city of Los Angeles :( Booooo.

Tonight, Darion and I are going to see the LA Galaxy vs. AC Milan at the Home Depot Center in Carson, CA. My very dear friends Alyson and Alexis had a couple tix to the game that they couldn’t use and graciously gave them to me. David and I got to hang out with them for a little while yesterday to pick up the tickets and to meet in person their darling little daughter Satyana. At only 4 months old, that little princess is already so big! She’s so beautiful … we all had a nice time hanging out together. I’m very excited for the game, I’ll do my best to post photos tomorrow.