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Playgirl magazine has offered Jesse James $500,000 to pose nude. James, 40, was reportedly offered the deal after his alleged mistress Michelle McGee named him the 'Vanilla Gorilla' - and now l wants to see if he lives up to that name according Daniel Nardicio, a spokesman for the nudie mag, who spoke to Life & Style.

"We'd want him to pose in a Coney Island freakshow setting. It would be a whole circus-themed shoot, complete with tattooed women and sword swallowers."

We. Do. Not. Want. To. See. This. Seriously.

Yeah RIGHT.

Apparently Levi Johnston is super serious about getting his acting career off the ground, and according to an insider, really working on "taking acting classes and honing his craft."

HA HA.

That same insider is even claiming he's turned down roles on shows like Desperate Housewives and True Blood!!

Yeah, we'd love to know who this mysterious 'insider' is!! Sounds like the Alaskan douchebag is trying to generate some buzz for himself, if you ask us!!

Luckily for the sanity of the world, a rep from ABC immediately denied they ever made Levi an offer, and the creator of True Blood, Alan Ball, had some pretty harsh words, as well:

"He was never offered a chance to be on the show, and he never will. We only hire actors."

Ouch!

We guess it's time he got that peen ready for Playgirl!! Nobody else is going to be cutting him a paycheck!!

[Image via WENN.]

If Jon Gosselin is really strapped for cash, we suppose he could always pose nude, but then we would have to find a way to soak our brains in Listerine.

Regardless of the mental damage it would do to us, Playgirl has said that they would seriously consider Jon posing in their magazine - if he would be willing to accept a pittance and the humiliation they would put him through!

A rep from the magazine was asked by Life & Style about Jon's future in the mag, and he admitted that it's been talked about, but by their standards, the spread would be "more of a novelty than an actual sexy shoot.”

Ha!

He continues to explain: “We discussed it, and we’d offer him only $20,000. His star is extinguishing, and he’s not very [well endowed]."

Well, that we already knew!

How about you just keep it in your pants, Jon, so we can all sleep better at night?!

[Image via WENN.]

Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Politix, Exclusives

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