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When it comes to Jersey Shore, we expect explosive fights, grenades and landmines, RonRon juice, and spray tan…but one thing we DON'T anticipate is all of this bullshit!

Sammi "Doormat" Sweetheart has finally noticed what a fool she's making of herself by continuing to get back with her on/off boyfriend, the scumbag Ronnie - who has repeatedly been caught cheating on the reality star - so now she's trying to do damage control and justify her idiocy!

She says:

"I don't think I wanted to believe it. I feel embarrassed now. I feel like I just leeched on to the person who was hurting me. I think he is actually really trying to show me the good instead of the bad. That's what I hold on to all the time."

Oh no, no, bb!

You hold on because you're insecure and he manipulates you!

But like we said - if you can't accept that for what it is, then you're just as pathetic as he is!

MOVE ON, bb!

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

Hilary Duff’s hubbie Mike Comrie has signed a one-year contract to play for the Pittsburgh Penguins.

Looks like Hilary will be spending some extra time on the east coast!

The contract is for $500,000, which is a lot less than is $1.25 million contract with his old team, the Edmonton Oilers.

His agent said he signed the contract because he felt he could help the Penguins become a better team.

We think you picked a good one, Duffy!

[Image via WENN.]

Poor guy! Wait till he sees the caliber of WOMEN who would love to date him. Then, he won't feel so sad.

Liam Hemsworth is reportedly still all lip quivering over his breakup with Miley Cyrus. He's apparently telling his buds that he would like to get back together with her, even though there are rumors that she has well moved on at this point.

A friend of the former love birds told sources:

"Although the relationship is over now, it doesn’t mean it is over forever. There might be a chance of rekindling their romance in the future. They both are of the mindset that if it's meant to be, it will be. Liam was into the relationship a lot more then she was. He liked being exclusive. He was serious about her and wanted to make it work. She still has strong feelings for Liam, but she still is very young and currently is career driven."

Aw! It's going to be alright, BB! As the hottest guy she has ever dated, in our opinion, she will one day look back on your romance and regret what was lost. You'll see.

Until then, live it up a little! No sense crying over a split with Miley!

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She sure can pick 'em!

Jennifer Aniston's reported new man is Harry Morton, a bona fide man whore it seems.

The Hard Rock Hotel heir and founder of Pink Taco restaurants has been linked to several Hollywood clASS acts such as Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Hayden Panettiere.

Is this douchenozzle a John Mayer Part Deux?

We really hope not!

Though Morton' confesses that he hates the limelight, saying, "It is the worst thing of all time. That is not me…There are people out there who just love it. Not me."

Ha Ha, oh suuuuure! That's why you've chosen to date some of the biggest names in Hollywood who've also been passed around like a hot potato!!

Oh, Manison - please have some self respect and find a decent guy!

[Image via WENN.]