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   When her uterus isn’t directly causing crazed gunmen to hold the Discovery Channel building hostage, Kate Gosselin secretly pines for a strapping man in the law enforcement profession to rough her kids up before discharging his sidearm into her wanting perp. (Police erotica: Catch it!) Us Magazine reports: At an Emmys after-party in L.A. on Read More ...

At the Emmys after-party on Saturday, Kate Gosselin was asked what she was looking for in a man.

"[I'm looking for] a tough guy, like a cop, to whip my kids into shape," Kate, 35 said. Someone, the divorced Kate Plus 8 star added, "who can handle my situation."

Actually, I completely understand that: living with eight kids is NOT for the faint of heart! But I wonder if it would just turn into a power struggle with Kate?

Maybe we'll be seeing Kate do a reality TV dating show if 'Kate Plus 8' and 'A Twist of Kate' don't work out. Hopefully Kate will find someone. I wouldn't envy anyone trying to raise all those kids alone.

Photos by FAME

Here we go!

Jon Gosselin's leadership coach Dr. Sylvia Lafair says that he is "devastated" his ex-girlfriend Hailey Glassman accused him of extorting his ex-wife Kate Gosselin for hundreds of thousands of dollars!

Dr. Lafair says:

“Jon has moved on and he hasn’t spoken with Hailey in well over a year. Claims with CPS were never filed, and there is no CPS in PA, it’s called Children and Youth Services. Jon is very saddened and frustrated because he is working in the best interests of his children. These are incendiary statements made by someone who Jon had a brief relationship with a long time ago.”

And now Jon is up to his old tricks again and he wants his kids OFF Kate's new shows on TLC Kate Plus 8 and Twist of Kate!

Dr. Lafair adds:

“Jon wants his children to have a camera-free and undocumented life. He wants his kids to live and have the kind of normalcy that kids need. He doesn’t want his kids to come to him when they are teens or adults and say he didn’t try to protect their privacy.

"This is one of the things he wants to do. He wants to protect his children and he is in the process of trying to figure out how to do that, but that’s all I can tell you right now.”

BARF!

Give it up, Jon!

[Image via WENN.]

I told you about the newest addition to the 'Twilight' cast, Rami Malek. Entertainment Tonight's newest correspondent Kate Gosselin (can you believe she's now doing ET?!) got to talk to him.

What do you think of Rami? And Kate as a correspondent?