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A very Perezicious reader snapped the picture above of the season 5 Jon and Kate Plus Eight DVD on display at Wal-Mart.

LOLs!!!!

Someone in their stock room has a brazilliant sense of humor!

Six words that are music to our ears...

Jon Gosselin's rep confirms the reality star has turned down an offer from Playgirl magazine.

"He is not doing it."

How much were nude photos of Gosselin worth?

A whopping $20,000.

Really? 

We know...we can't believe it either!

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Jon Gosselin Picks Up The Kids

It's amazing what your micro-peen splashed all over the internet can do!

Kate Gosselin is doing far better than her ex husband Jon, especially now that she landed a spot on the next Dancing With the Stars. And to prove that Jon is can feign excitement, he took to his Twitter to let everyone know his dirty lies true feelings.

He Tweeted:

"Congratulations to Kate for joining the new season of DWTS. I am thrilled for her. She has my support and vote."

"Here is to 2010 for new beginnings and leaving the past mistakes in 2009."

But we hear a different story!

"Jon's angry because doing Dancing with the Stars will keep [Kate] away from the kids for days, and she still won't let him have extra custody…Nannies will watch them instead of Jon," claims a source.

We find that hard to believe considering he's never with them anyway.

Jon's rep insists, "He's happy for her. She's still part of his family and he supports her 100 percent."

Ha! It's hard to find the truth behind all this bullshiz!

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[Image via WENN.]

If Jon Gosselin is really strapped for cash, we suppose he could always pose nude, but then we would have to find a way to soak our brains in Listerine.

Regardless of the mental damage it would do to us, Playgirl has said that they would seriously consider Jon posing in their magazine - if he would be willing to accept a pittance and the humiliation they would put him through!

A rep from the magazine was asked by Life & Style about Jon's future in the mag, and he admitted that it's been talked about, but by their standards, the spread would be "more of a novelty than an actual sexy shoot.”

Ha!

He continues to explain: “We discussed it, and we’d offer him only $20,000. His star is extinguishing, and he’s not very [well endowed]."

Well, that we already knew!

How about you just keep it in your pants, Jon, so we can all sleep better at night?!

[Image via WENN.]