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And if anyone sees just cause as to why Blaaaaaake should have gotten something, let them speak now and forever be known as a MORON!

The guy's as useless as silly putty. Please!

Amy Winehouse's ex-husband is claiming that he received no money in his divorce settlement with Wino, mostly because he didn't ask for anything. He explains

"I never asked. I didn't want to know, as I knew from the off that I wasn't going to. I imagine a few people close to Amy probably jumped for joy and some people close to me, especially my lawyer, said I was an idiot!"

Don't give your lawyer all the credit - a lot of people call you an idiot!

Like us! We always call them like we see them!

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Severing the final ties!

Amy Winehouse has reportedly started the process of removing a tattoo she has dedicated to her ex-hubby Blaaaaaake!

She hasn't made that much progress sources say. Right now, she is only researching laser removal clinics that can take his awful name off of her tittay.

The decision to get rid of the ink wasn't just a personal thing. We hear her new fling, Reg Traviss, is unhappy about the tat and wants it gone too.

Sources say it won't be an easy process, guessing it will take up to 15 laser treatments to remove it. Some of the risks include leaving scars or melting her "boob implant."

See? The guy continues to be more trouble than he was ever worth!

Here's hoping your tittay stays solid!

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Check every Whiskey bottle in London. Somewhere, crawling around the bottom, is Amy Winehouse and her broken heart!

Sources have announced that Wino's ever reliable ex-hubby Blake Fielder-Civil has called off their second wedding. The cancellation comes as no shock to us, but others might be wondering why the weasel is looking to get out of the commitment yet again.

According to sources, Blake is allegedly furious at Wino after pictures surfaced of her and neighbor getting friendly. He confronted her about them, but didn't get the reassurance from her that he needed. Now, he is planning to go back to rehab, which maybe the only upside to this whole thing.

And what about lonely Amy?

Sources say she has been trying to contact him for awhile, be he has since stop taking her calls.

Sad. (Not really.)

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Another crisis in Cuba - Amy Winehouse is coming!

Sources suggest that Wino and her soon-to-be reinstated hubby Blake Fielder-Civil are planning a second honeymoon to the country. Supposedly fans of Cuban cigars, the pair hope to get to Cuba as soon as Blaaaaake's court-ordered curfew is finally lifted.

Um, let's see if you two can manage making it down the aisle again first before you start thinking about inflicting pain on other countries and people.

P.S. - As smoking cigars seems to be their new "thing," sources say that Amy went bought a box of "Romeo y Julietas" because she thinks she and Blake are also "tragic lovers."

Yes, tragic is definitely a word we would associate with you two!

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