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Are people actually TRYING to use multiple affairs as a means for publicity now??

Mark Owen, of the band Take That, has come forward today and publicly admitted to having up to TEN affairs on his wife, Emma Ferguson!!

The couple have two small kids together.

HOLY SHIZ!! WTF is wrong with people, seriously??

However, either he is pathetically attempting to get press, Emma has got a strong grasp on his balls, or maybe, just maybe, he actually has REMORSE, because Owen sounds like he legitimately feels TERRIBLE about his massive fuck-ups.

Take notice, Ashley Cole! This is how you properly beg for forgiveness!

Owen says:

"I have been an idiot, a dickhead, a knobhead. All of the above and more. It's about me, my mistakes. Nobody else is to blame. I don't know how many girls there were in all. Maybe ten. I have been living with the guilt. It has always been there - you carry it around with you. It held me back in my relationship with Emma. I wouldn't have done any of this if I had my time again. I am halfway through my life now and this, in a way, is a lesson. You've got to learn and that's what I am going to do. Emma is really strong and I know she will do what is right for her and the kids. I support that and I really appreciate that. She loved me - she still does love me - and I have let her down. That's the truth of it. You realize what you have done when you face up to it and the mistakes you have made. And I have really let her down. Friends, everybody. I feel like I have let everyone down."

Wow.

We don't think he's in any way off the hook, and Emma DEFINITELY needs to set him straight and probably leave his ass, but we appreciate the manner in which he's come clean unlike OTHER British douchebags who just continue to try and manipulate their wives into getting back with them!!

What do U think?? Is Mark being sincere??

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It's coming to you next year, London's West End, so brace yourself for copious amounts of inaudible, drunken melodies filling the air!

Anna Nicole will be a full-fledged musical extravaganza about the life of the late model-actress-crazy Anna Nicole Smith. It already has a premiere date at the Royal Opera House (02/17/11) and Dutch soprano star Eva-Maria Westbroek will have the esteemed pleasure of performing the part of the deceased Playmate.

And all you London critics thought Love Never Dies was bad!

We can't wait to see the vernacular pulled out to describe this destined-to-be shit-show!

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This will be one classy read!

The acclaimed actress Dame Judi Dench is penning an autobiography called And Furthermore.

The veteran of the stage and screen has teamed up with publisher Weidenfeld & Nicolson to write her memoir that will overlook her long and lucritve career and her 30-year marriage to actor Michael Williams, who died in 2001 after losing his battle with lung cancer.

Look for it regally sitting on shelves this October.

Anyone care to give this a read?

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We bet if we were once married to the trainwreck that is Jordan, we'd be having massive panic attacks, as well!!

Peter Andre has recently opened up about his battle with anxiety which, at its worst, would result in 20 panic attacks a day! He finally had to seek treatment at a psychiatric hospital in his 20s, but now successfully manages the condition with medication.

Andre says:

'You go through all that anxiety and you think it's the end of your life - but it's not. I woke up at 3am and I felt a hammering in my head. I started panicking and hyperventilating, my hands were sweating and I thought my heart was going to pop out of my body. You think you're having a heart attack. No matter how many times you've had it, every time you think, this is it, I'm going to die. There were times when it was so bad that I thought, am I better off? But you have to look at what's around you. My family were my entire life and I though, how are they going to live the rest of their lives? That's what stopped me. I won't go back because I've got children: they need me and I will always be there for them. I will never go back.'

If this is sincere and not just a way of getting press, then we really have to hand it to him!!

Panic attacks ARE terrifying, and we're happy he sought out treatment!

Being overwhelmed by your own anxiety is a horrible way to live your life!!

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